Drift Fleet: IC Inbox

[everydayhero]

[A catch-all for privately contacting Hiro outside of posts on the network.]

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9/1, Text

[save_the_souls]

[Let it be known that a Walker always remembers his debts. So here he is, repaying his debt for Ino's help with a date, with a message for Hiro:]

Hiro-

Ino's birthday is September 23rd! I told your brother to do something nice for her, but you should make her something! Her favorite colour is purple, if you didn't already know! If you need money or materials, let me know and I'll see what I can do.

- AW

[everydayhero]

got the money thing covered, bro. you got a party planned?

[save_the_souls]

...Why is everyone asking me that?

[DOES YOUR BRITISH UNCLE LOOK LIKE A WILD PARTY PLANNER GUY HIRO? ]

[everydayhero]

because you're her best friend? and you're going around telling everybody when her birthday is??

[save_the_souls]

Because I want them to do something nice for her since she's always doing nice things for everyone else!!

But I'm really not the sort who knows anything about planning parties or should run a party.

[everydayhero]

okay but you know her better than anyone so help me plan a party

[save_the_souls]

You're going to plan a party?

[uuuugh you people and your parties. but it's not like he can just say no to Ino's favorite stray when he's trying to do something nice for Ino]

Alright, fine...what would you need?

[everydayhero]

guidance mostly, her favorite foods and some games she'd like to play. maybe a movie she likes?? can we borrow your tv?

[save_the_souls]

Yeah, you can borrow the tv. She likes movies like Charlie's Angels. And her favourite food is chocolate pudding- I already asked Belthazar to make her something nice.

[everydayhero]

charlies angels is doable. and good, we can have belth cater. that just leaves decorating. we can use a room on the iskaulit and you can handle inviting people? i'll get everything organized and work on making her gift.

[save_the_souls]

I think I can. We've only been here a year, so I should only have to invite half the fleet...

[Whether or not that was a joke, it's hard to say]

But alright, great. Oh- I know a couple people asking that party pony for help? Isn't he on your ship? Maybe he can help with decorating...

[everydayhero]

oh yeah cheese would be so down for this

i'll get him on board

and tadashi of course

[save_the_souls]

Yes, please. Get her boyfriend in on this.

[MAKE HIM DO SOME WORK!!]

Thank you, Hiro. You're a good guy.

[everydayhero]

i like to think i have some redeeming qualities.

[save_the_souls]

Yes, I think you do too.

Oh. Also I should let you know Jr. and I called dibs on any explosive presents and Dr. Crusher is getting her flowers. [SO FIND A PRESENT THAT IS NOT EXPLOSIVES AND/OR FLOWERS]

[everydayhero]

oh my god you can't call dibs on explosives

[save_the_souls]

Can too!

[everydayhero]

can not!!

what if i team up with belthazar and we develop a flower that secretes explosive oils???

[save_the_souls]

Then we might have to isolate it because that sounds extremely dangerous??

We're making her explosives, not trying to make her explode!

[everydayhero]

well i mean it would mostly be for collecting them and then you could use them for your own explosives but you're probably right

[save_the_souls]

[SIGH]

It's not a bad idea, but you need more safety precautions to make sure it doesn't set off on it's own. So...maybe you'll have it down for Christmas!

But for her birthday, I'd say explosives should be left to Jr.'s expertise.

[...]

At least, I'm pretty sure he's an expert... [Maybe]

[everydayhero]

well if it's jr's why are you saying you're calling dibs???

[save_the_souls]

I'm helping him get the supplies!

[And he really, really doesn't want to go shopping. Between 7 birthdays and 7 christmases he's spent with Ino- he's really run out of ideas of what purple girly thing to get her]

[everydayhero]

cheater

i'm telling her you cheated

[save_the_souls]

She'll be so shocked and surprised, I'm sure.

[Allen cheated, water is wet- Ino knows these things. But hmmm...]

Fine. I'll call off the dibs if you can think of a way for me to get information on all the people she's contacted off her communicator without her noticing.

[...So we're going from from cheating straight into identity theft and spying. Okay.]