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I think I can. We've only been here a year, so I should only have to invite half the fleet...

[Whether or not that was a joke, it's hard to say]

But alright, great. Oh- I know a couple people asking that party pony for help? Isn't he on your ship? Maybe he can help with decorating...

oh yeah cheese would be so down for this

i'll get him on board

and tadashi of course

Yes, please. Get her boyfriend in on this.

[MAKE HIM DO SOME WORK!!]

Thank you, Hiro. You're a good guy.

i like to think i have some redeeming qualities.

Yes, I think you do too.

Oh. Also I should let you know Jr. and I called dibs on any explosive presents and Dr. Crusher is getting her flowers. [SO FIND A PRESENT THAT IS NOT EXPLOSIVES AND/OR FLOWERS]

oh my god you can't call dibs on explosives

Can too!

can not!!

what if i team up with belthazar and we develop a flower that secretes explosive oils???

Then we might have to isolate it because that sounds extremely dangerous??

We're making her explosives, not trying to make her explode!

well i mean it would mostly be for collecting them and then you could use them for your own explosives but you're probably right

[SIGH]

It's not a bad idea, but you need more safety precautions to make sure it doesn't set off on it's own. So...maybe you'll have it down for Christmas!

But for her birthday, I'd say explosives should be left to Jr.'s expertise.

[...]

At least, I'm pretty sure he's an expert... [Maybe]

well if it's jr's why are you saying you're calling dibs???

I'm helping him get the supplies!

[And he really, really doesn't want to go shopping. Between 7 birthdays and 7 christmases he's spent with Ino- he's really run out of ideas of what purple girly thing to get her]

cheater

i'm telling her you cheated

She'll be so shocked and surprised, I'm sure.

[Allen cheated, water is wet- Ino knows these things. But hmmm...]

Fine. I'll call off the dibs if you can think of a way for me to get information on all the people she's contacted off her communicator without her noticing.

[...So we're going from from cheating straight into identity theft and spying. Okay.]

easy, we just need to hang out with her all at once. come watch us when she's training me.

When will that be?

when do you need it to be? i haven't done a decent training session in a little while, been working too much for it. she'll probably be up for it whenever as long as she's not out with tadashi.

[ There's a pause as he considers it. Since really, he knows he hasn't taken that much interest in watching her train people, so it'd be suspicious if he suddenly had an interest. But... ]

...If you can do it later today, I'll have a plausible reason for why I'd be with her when you go to train that she won't think twice about.

done and done. what time?

How about...four o'clock?

[a beat]

PM. [Since with the hours Hiro keeps, that's something to specify]

4pm is doable
so is am
so thank you for specifying

Yes, I know both are doable for you. You and Belthazar really both need to get more regular sleep.

[Especially after he found Belth trying to make an energy drink that would make him sleep EVEN LESS]

But thanks Hiro. That'll make things much easier for invitations.

no problem, it's been a while since my prowess was used for nefarious purposes

[ We're getting names to invite to a birthday party Hiro........ ]

Yes. We can call them nefarious purposes if you'd like.

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