Drift Fleet: IC Inbox

[everydayhero]

[A catch-all for privately contacting Hiro outside of posts on the network.]

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[ishere]

Why? Your fly's up this time.

[ PRESUMABLY he just can't resist ok... ]

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[everydayhero]

[oh my GOD]

that picture isn't supposed to fall into your hands

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[ishere]

What? Why not? It's adorable! Aunt Cass would lose her mind.

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[everydayhero]

aunt cass will never see that picture

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[ishere]

You realize saying that is just asking for them to bring her here, right?

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[everydayhero]

hey i barely said a word about you and it still forced me to deal with this

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[ishere]

Which is just hurtful, by the way. None of your friends knew I existed. How is that fair? I talked about you to the gang all the time before I introduced you guys.

:'(

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[everydayhero]

stephanie knew, and i'm cooler than you

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[ishere]

Are you trying to say you're embarrassed by me?

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[everydayhero]

you are the most embarrassing brother in the world gigantor

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[ishere]

BRB crying myself to sleep.

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[everydayhero]

i completely believe that
crybaby

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[ishere]

Think Ino would mind proofreading my ad for a new brother?
Since mine doesn't love me and all. :(

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[everydayhero]

you're just trying to make me admit i love you
which is gross

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[ishere]

Now you're telling me I'm an embarrassment AND gross?
Ugh. This is all too much for one day. I don't know if I can take anymore.

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[everydayhero]

well your ears are big too

[hiro so are yours, you just have hair covering them]

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[ishere]

Yeah, I know. I gotta find another hat. :(

[ tadashi smushing your hair down in a hat really only makes it... worse... but ok. ]

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[everydayhero]

news flash: that does not help

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[ishere]

I'm putting you up for adoption.

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[everydayhero]

[FILE ATTACHED: big brown doe eyes look he stole your puppy face]

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[ishere]

[ OKAY so that just made him laugh out loud. well played, hiro, well played. ]

I'm too heartbroken for those eyes to work on me, Hiro. My baby brother thinks I'm an embarrassment... the shame! Guess I just need to resign myself to going to bed alone and unloved by anyone.

:( :( :( :( :(

voice, upping the number since it's been a day of them being dorks

[everydayhero]

[hhhHHHHHHH HHHH H H H H HHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE IS TRYING VERY HARD TO JOKE AROUND BUT IF TADASHI WENT TO BED ON THAT NOTE AND DIDN'T WAKE UP........]

Rule 219: Hamada brothers'll always love each other.

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[ishere]

[ that catches tadashi so off guard. he actually makes a little noise of surprise, scrambling to answer: ]

Rule 220: Unless one of them steals the other one's lunch. Then all bets are off.

[ it's a clumsy answer, but he's still beyond surprised. his half-smile is actually audible in his voice, though. ]

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[everydayhero]

Guess it's a good thing I can't reach your lunch from the Bishop.

[He promises this weird behavior is going to make sense soon, Tadashi.]

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[ishere]

[ tadashi pauses, audibly hesitant. okay, so normally he'd pick up and continue the teasing, but things are so weird right now, and hiro's behavior is just -- ]

Nah, that only goes for me stealing your lunch. I love you too much for anything to get in the way, twerp, even awesome sandwiches. [ UGH it was so clumsily worded but he's working on the fly here. ] -- see, that's embarrassing.