Drift Fleet: IC Inbox

[everydayhero]

[A catch-all for privately contacting Hiro outside of posts on the network.]

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[everydayhero]

I'm running away from home and never coming back.

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[ishere]

Do you really think it's gonna be that easy? I just followed you to magic space jail. There is literally not a place in the universe you can go without me tailing you.

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[everydayhero]

Well, there's thing called the boy's bathroom. I don't think your kind are allowed there.

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[ishere]

What is my kind, exactly?

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[everydayhero]

Sissies.

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[ishere]

Oh, boy. You are gonna regret that one when I'm on your ship.

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[everydayhero]

I bet you're not even gonna remember.

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[ishere]

Uh huh. First thing I'm doing when I get there is giving you a swirly.

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[everydayhero]

Who says we're meeting in a bathroom?

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[ishere]

Me, apparently.

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[everydayhero]

Well, my alarm system is gonna tell me when you dock, so good luck sneaking up on me.

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[ishere]

You're a third of my size. I don't need to sneak up on you.

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[everydayhero]

[You have a point.]

Yeah, you probably couldn't even if you could sneak on board, anyway. I'd hear the wind whistling around your ears.

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[ishere]

[ LOW BLOW, LITTLE BROTHER. tadashi stares at him in grim, contemplative silence for a beat. finally, he just deadpans: ]

I'm going to shave your eyebrows in your sleep.

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[everydayhero]

You wouldn't dare.

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[ishere]

There are only so many jokes about my ears my honor will allow me to take.

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[everydayhero]

Look, one a day isn't that bad. You look in the mirror what, ten times more often than that?

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[ishere]

Hey! [ HAHAHA good job hiro you've actually embarrassed him a little. ] I'm not that vain. Just because one of us has a sense of style...

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[everydayhero]

Yeah, you're lookin' at him, Mr. Elbow Patches.

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[ishere]

[ he's going to yawn RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA. ]

Keep telling yourself that. Night, brat.

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[everydayhero]

Grooooss. I can practically smell your bad breath.

Night, Goliath.

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[ishere]

Yeah, yeah.

And, hey- Hiro.

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[everydayhero]

Yeah?

[He was about to go ahead and turn that off, too.]

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[ishere]

Just a few more days, right? Pretty hard to sleep without the rhythmic sounds of you snoring and mumbling all night.

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[everydayhero]

[He looks conflicted for a second, struggling between the intense need for his brother's companionship and the equally intense desire to hide that. But he settles on sighing, defeated.]

I know. I can make it. You're the one who has to be alone over there.

You'll be over here soon.