Drift Fleet: IC Inbox

[everydayhero]

[A catch-all for privately contacting Hiro outside of posts on the network.]

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[ishere]

[ you asleep yet, hiro? because it's pretty late, but someone's going to be standing on the frame of his bottom bunk to peer into the top bunk. ]

[everydayhero]

[of course not i have the blankets up over my head and a light on underneath them. i appear to be writing something.]

[ishere]

[ and tadashi appears to be hoisting himself up over the edge of the bunk and just

forcefully making room for himself in the small space :') ]

[everydayhero]

He--hey, hey, hey--

[This is me getting smooshed against the wall with my fuckin journal ruDE.

[let him just close that and lock it (yes LOCK it he has an electric lock on this thing) and turn the light off.]

... Dude?? What are you doing?

[ishere]

My bunk's not comfortable. 'Night, Hiro.

[ and this is tadashi taking great pains to find a way to literally drape his arm over hiro's face as he squirms about in a great, theatrical attempt to get settled. ]

[everydayhero]

[it's going to be a much greater attempt with hiro trying to push him off the bed]

Uh--no? What are you--ack--stop!!

[ishere]

We're family, Hiro. Family is supposed to share. Didn't I teach you anything?

[ brb DEADWEIGHTING ON HIS BABY BROTHER ]

[everydayhero]

Oh, god, you're fatter than I remember.

[strained voice SHOVESHOVE]

[ishere]

You think I'm fat?

[ lmfao the rest of their bunkmates are going to hate them ]

[everydayhero]

[i think you mean kirian bc krista and steffa think we're adorable]

You're the one who said I was a third your size.

[STRONGPUSH look bro he's actually... gotten a tiny little bit stronger???? how the hell did that happen??? IT IS A MYSTERY.......]

[ishere]

[ YOU'RE WAY TOUGHER NOW KID but you're still a runt

tadashi will just grab the pillow and smack him in the face with it :) ]

Shhh. Stop fighting. Only dreams now.

[everydayhero]

[HIRO IS GOING TO WRENCH THAT PILLOW AWAY AND START BEATING HIM WITH IT]

[ishere]

[ PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP.... ]

[everydayhero]

[....]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuggghhhhhhh.

[puts pillow under his own head. wiggles a little so tadashi's arm isn't over his neck and suffocating him.]

You gotta work on your fake sleep, there's no annoying snoring.

[ishere]

[ cue IMMEDIATE soft and nasal snoring ]

[everydayhero]

[cue immediate stupid laughter that's supposed to be quieter and lower pitched than it is]

[ishere]

[ time to just theatrically cuddle up to him.

still snoring. :) ]

[everydayhero]

Oh, god, what did you eat today? Your breath is rancid. You're gross.

[reaches up and pinches Tadashi's nose]

[ishere]

[ nose is pinched???



LOUD MOUTHBREATING ]

[everydayhero]

[more cracking up aaaaand making gross hawking up a loogie noises, yes tadashi your brother is threatening to spit into your open mouth]

[ishere]

[ aaaaaaaaaaand his teeth click shut ]

[everydayhero]

[are you mouthbreathing with your fucking teeth shut do you even know what sound that makes

[how are you not laughing as hard as your brother is because hiro cannot breathe now]

[ishere]

[ HIS STOMACH LEGITIMATELY HURTS FROM HOLDING IT IN. he then stretches and yawns, cracking one eye open, before gathering hiro up like an oversized teddybear and shoving his face into his shoulder. ]

Goodnight, little brother.

[everydayhero]

[Hiro makes resistant noises (but not motions) when he does that... but then he's sneaking his arms up and straight-up wrapping them around Tadashi's head.

[He sighs. Dramatically.]

Goodnight, big brother.

[ishere]

[ tadashi yaaawns widely and settles. after a long moment of silence, however, he'll finally murmur: ]

If you drool on me I'm throwing you out of an airlock.

[ LOOK HE'S TRYING TO BE THE GOOD NORMAL BIG BROTHER nothing is wrong he's not dwelling on the fact that he's dead he's not crushed with guilt and regret. if he pretends REALLY HARD... ]