Drift Fleet: IC Inbox

[everydayhero]

[A catch-all for privately contacting Hiro outside of posts on the network.]

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[ishere]

No one, apparently. The store folded like, immediately. :)

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[everydayhero]

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[everydayhero]

I'm putting you up for adoption.

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[ishere]

[ tadashi is lying down in his bunk, hair mussed from his pillow and expression distinctly amused. ]

In your dreams. Anyway, did I tell you that I joined the Flat Earth Society? I'm pretty sure it being round is just a giant consphereacy.

[ the tiniest, most pleased-with-himself grin. ]

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[everydayhero]

[His face is frozen in the "I can't believe we share DNA" face. But he'll notice it's getting really tense, really fast.]

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[ishere]

[ this is getting more and more absurd. he doesn't care. ]

Hey, Hiro, help me out. What do vegan zombies eat?

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[everydayhero]

Probably brain food.

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[ishere]

Close. What they really love is graaaains.

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[everydayhero]

I'm running away from home and never coming back.

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[ishere]

Do you really think it's gonna be that easy? I just followed you to magic space jail. There is literally not a place in the universe you can go without me tailing you.

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[everydayhero]

Well, there's thing called the boy's bathroom. I don't think your kind are allowed there.

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[ishere]

What is my kind, exactly?

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[everydayhero]

Sissies.

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[ishere]

Oh, boy. You are gonna regret that one when I'm on your ship.

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[everydayhero]

I bet you're not even gonna remember.

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[ishere]

Uh huh. First thing I'm doing when I get there is giving you a swirly.

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[everydayhero]

Who says we're meeting in a bathroom?

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[ishere]

Me, apparently.

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[everydayhero]

Well, my alarm system is gonna tell me when you dock, so good luck sneaking up on me.

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[ishere]

You're a third of my size. I don't need to sneak up on you.

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[everydayhero]

[You have a point.]

Yeah, you probably couldn't even if you could sneak on board, anyway. I'd hear the wind whistling around your ears.

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[ishere]

[ LOW BLOW, LITTLE BROTHER. tadashi stares at him in grim, contemplative silence for a beat. finally, he just deadpans: ]

I'm going to shave your eyebrows in your sleep.

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[everydayhero]

You wouldn't dare.

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[ishere]

There are only so many jokes about my ears my honor will allow me to take.

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[everydayhero]

Look, one a day isn't that bad. You look in the mirror what, ten times more often than that?